<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[OrganicGMO, LLC]]></title><description><![CDATA[Gluten-Free WiFi for Whitewater nonsense]]></description><link>https://www.organicgmo.com/intheflow</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2026 20:33:45 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.organicgmo.com/blog-feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Please Professor, fix my form!]]></title><description><![CDATA[I’ve spent several days observing The Professor conduct what he calls “pre-launch mobility instruction.” From what I can tell, this involves gathering a group of fully grown whitewater males on the riverbank, making them stretch in uncomfortable positions, and then explaining at extraordinary length... how opening their hips will somehow prevent them from making the exact same terrible decisions they were already planning to make. Naturally, I became curious. I want to keep my hips loose,...]]></description><link>https://www.organicgmo.com/post/will-the-professor-fix-my-form</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6aa08b9139c0537d50eabdf7</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 22:37:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fcbb58_67fe954c000141c989fa267258443c02~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Justine Bushwood</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[2" Makes a HUGE Difference!]]></title><description><![CDATA[I have been observing these whitewater males for several hours. They keep staring at a tiny number on their phones. 5.8 Apparently, 5.7 is disappointing. 5.9 starts to get exciting. And 6.0 requires everyone to stop what they're doing and lock in! I do not understand how a couple extra inches of water can affect a grown man's decision making and life choices, so I'm documenting everything! I hope I can grasp the excitement soon. One of them just yelled, "IT'S COMING UP!" The others...]]></description><link>https://www.organicgmo.com/post/2-makes-a-huge-difference</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a8df6cf28d0cf71ca03730a</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2026 20:39:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fcbb58_0f08c4a546c64de889bacf6a0d558c8b~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Justine Bushwood</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Love at first sniff]]></title><description><![CDATA[I was crouched behind a fallen pine, watching the boys perform their usual river ritual: strapping on several thousand dollars of specialized equipment so they could intentionally throw themselves into chaotic water. Then the wind shifted. And there it was. An irresistible aroma. Something powerful. Earthy. Smoky. Slightly skunky. With subtle notes of neoprene, campfire, and what I can only describe as what puts the funk in the river funk. My nostrils flared. My primitive wilderness brain...]]></description><link>https://www.organicgmo.com/post/love-at-first-sniff</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a8454736f644c8dfb484a0a</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2026 12:49:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fcbb58_d1e67ae81f7e4b60b4bffb03f3f76f5b~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Justine Bushwood</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[OrganicGMO's Anthem]]></title><description><![CDATA[The guys paddled off hours ago, so naturally I’ve been left in charge of camp. I found headphones in a tent and discovered a beautiful wilderness anthem called “I Got B*tch@s.” From what I can gather, it’s about a man who has somehow accumulated an alarming number of female dogs and is extremely proud of his situation. I have no idea where he keeps them, but it sounds like they are spread all over town. But judging by his confidence, I assume he’s operating some kind of unlicensed backwoods...]]></description><link>https://www.organicgmo.com/post/organicgmo-s-anthem</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a81c37ca7a7d1a936d75aeb</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2026 14:18:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fcbb58_d351d4318fd44815bdf0ff11df65036a~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Justine Bushwood</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Meet Justine Bushwood]]></title><description><![CDATA[I am OrganicGMO’s semi-feral wilderness correspondent. From the safety of the underbrush, I study the baffling behavior of the whitewater male... dragging brightly colored plastic boats through poison ivy, launching themselves into hydraulics, and high-fiving after surviving completely avoidable situations. I don't understand why they do what they do. But I'm fascinated by their unwavering commitment to making bad ideas worse.]]></description><link>https://www.organicgmo.com/post/meet-justine-bushwood</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a7a2eb1ecb2cb929ff757fa</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 20:10:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fcbb58_281d3cdd196f44c9a52c5c706f9feffa~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_522,h_646,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Justine Bushwood</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[When the river runs dry...]]></title><description><![CDATA[When the river gets too low to send it, we juice up the OneWheels and take the stupidity to dry land. The Professor, naturally, achieves enlightenment by forgetting his ride and somehow turns a yoga mat into an FAA violation.]]></description><link>https://www.organicgmo.com/post/when-the-river-runs-dry</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a78c66d2dc76a37da44869f</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2026 18:27:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fcbb58_c995e848cadd4aef83aeca925c7877b9~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Justine Bushwood</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>