- You cannot go out with a full stomach... or you’re gonna swim. Eat after you hunt. Eye of the tiger!

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- If you eat brains, you will get smarter!  Sheep brains are like calamari with butter, salt & pepper.

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- They used to play Gaga ball with human heads, right?

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- What was your first job?  Bus girl.  Did you help kids in the crosswalk to the bus?

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- Babies can’t get strep throat.  Their glands haven’t developed yet.

 

- Don’t order seafood from a Mexican restaurant.  Buy it from a seafood store.  Just saying..

 

- If you need an organ, move to Florida.  Too many old people.  Or the state with the most motorcycles.

 

- Where’s West?  Looking at pictures of naked squatch... Squatch p*rn.

 

- My sweat is sweet.  They can bottle it and sell it as musk.

 

- Winter is coming up... you’re gonna need your leg hair.

 

- Everyone would live by the ocean if they had gills... unless they were fresh water people.

 

- What do you do with your gills during the week?  You gotta keep them wet.

 

- You gotta be careful... a water balloon launcher is a big responsibility.

 

- Dude, it doesn’t count if there isn’t someone with you!

 

- He put on a show... full nights sleep and oatmeal for breakfast type of show.

 

- He farted in my face... that’s how you get pink eye.

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- Go to bed!  NO DREAMING!!

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- I’ve got two gps’.  It’s so easy getting here in the daylight.

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- Looking good, Smale!  You'll have to improvise when executing the shocker.  You always adapt.  Your guitar career might suffer, but you have hockey, boating and karaoke, bus driver and p*rn.

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- Tape worm stocks went down when Ozempic was released.

 

- How many cookies does it take to get diabetes?

 

- Wtf, we can sacrifice a chicken to appease the religious aspect.  Eff it, I will get a goat!