Topher is an accomplished guitarist & music producer who has spent decades helping musicians think they’re way cooler than your mom.

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Unfortunately, this has given him a dangerous amount of confidence in other areas... Especially whitewater.

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While normal people approach BIG water with specialized equipment, calculated risk, and a healthy respect for misfortune, Topher prefers to climb into something designed to hold two toddlers & a Capri Sun and point it directly at the largest rapid available.

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Class V?... Perfect.
Waterfall?... Send it.
Boat purchased next to the inflatable flamingos at Toys “R” Us?... Expedition grade.