The Professor has a self-proclaimed PhD. From keeper hydraulic formations and fluid dynamics to the structural integrity of the coffee bean.

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Nobody knows where he studied.

Nobody has seen a diploma.

Nobody asked.

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On the river, he surgically dissects every rapid using science, mathematics, and an abundance of courage.

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Off the river, he practices yoga, studies craft beer at the molecular level, and remains deeply connected to the universe…

 

While maintaining absolute four-bar signal strength.