Chief Nonsense Officer & Proprietor of Bert’s Blowhole

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Nobody knows exactly what Bert does around here. What we do know is that he possesses a rare medical condition where every thought bypasses the brain and exits directly through his face hole.

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This phenomenon is known as Bert’s Blowhole.

His mouth is like a Class V rapid fueled by gas-station lasagna and poor judgment.

 

Facts, theories, insults, unsolicited wisdom, and sentences that somehow get less accurate the longer they continue.

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Bert is the guy you keep around because every respectable organization needs someone willing to say the exact wrong thing at the exact right time.