Former Special Ops and can only count to 8.

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Years of elite training taught Smale to survive hostile environments, assess impossible situations, remain calm under fire, and be a leading guacamole enthusiast.

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These skills translate perfectly to his favorite recreational activity: taking his woman down the Gorge at high flow.

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Most men show affection with flowers, dinner, or a romantic weekend getaway. Smale prefers a fluffy curler…

 

and a completely avoidable swim.