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BERT'S BLOWHOLE
Hunt Hungry!
Bert isn't an ordinary whitewater male... he's a biological anomaly fueled by cheap gas station lasagna and impeccable timing with saying the wrong thing at the right time. Legend says he once arm-wrestled Justine's dad over a half-eaten roast beef sandwich. Now she's been stalking him ever since.
"You cannot go out with a full stomach... or you’re gonna swim. Eat after you hunt. Eye of the tiger!"
"If you need an organ, move to Florida. Â Too many old people. Â Or the state with the most motorcycles."
"Everyone would live by the ocean if they had gills... unless they were fresh water people."
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