Bushwood Apron

Featuring OrganicGMO’s very own semi-feral wilderness correspondent, Justine Bushwood, this apron is perfect for grilling steaks, flipping burgers, baking green brownies, or preparing whatever woodland delicacy Justine dragged back to camp. The durable fabric helps protect against grease, sauce, beer, smoke, and the occasional unidentified substance that Bert insists “was already there.” Adjustable straps provide a comfortable fit, while Justine keeps a watchful eye on your culinary activities... silently judging your seasoning choices from somewhere near the underbrush. • 100% polyester • Size: 27.6″ × 30.3″ (70 cm × 77 cm) • Weight: 10.9 oz (310 g) • Button-adjustable black twill straps • One size fits most humans and several larger woodland creatures • Blank product sourced from China WARNING: Wearing this apron may attract hungry kayakers, curious wildlife, and Justine herself. If the bushes start moving, protect the meat.