Sack of Secrets

Say goodbye to plastic and haul your crap like nature intended. The OrganicGMO Organic Cotton Tote is perfect for groceries, river gear, questionable gas-station purchases, Bert’s personal hygiene products, or whatever OLSON!!! found on clearance and insists is “basically free at that price.” With a 30 lb carrying capacity, this thing can handle an impressive amount of stuff. Produce? Absolutely. Beer snacks? Obviously. A suspicious collection of objects Justine found while lurking around camp? We recommend not asking questions. Made from 100% certified organic cotton, because apparently putting the word Organic in our name created certain expectations. And unlike Gluten-Free WiFi, this thing actually works. • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) • Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm) • Holds up to 30 lbs (13.6 kg) of your crap • 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) long • Open main compartment for rapid deployment of snacks • Blank product sourced from India