I have been observing these whitewater males for several hours. They keep staring at a tiny number on their phones. 5.8 Apparently, 5.7 is disappointing. 5.9 starts to get exciting. And 6.0 requires everyone to stop what they're doing and lock in! I do not understand how a couple extra inches of water can affect a grown man's decision making and life choices, so I'm documenting everything! I hope I can grasp the excitement soon. One of them just yelled, "IT'S COMING UP!" The