OrganicGMO's Anthem

The guys paddled off hours ago, so naturally I’ve been left in charge of camp. I found headphones in a tent and discovered a beautiful wilderness anthem called “I Got B*tch@s.”

From what I can gather, it’s about a man who has somehow accumulated an alarming number of female dogs and is extremely proud of his situation. I have no idea where he keeps them, but it sounds like they are spread all over town. But judging by his confidence, I assume he’s operating some kind of unlicensed backwoods dog sanctuary just beyond the trees where they play catch with his balls or something. He keeps them entertained for sure!

Anyway, the boys should be back from kayaking soon. I’ve hidden the headphones but can't get this tune out of my head.

And for the love of the forest, somebody keep Bert away from the kennel!